PAINTING WITH ALEXANDER SKARSGARD.

I'm bored, so I'm going to MS Paint the crap out of a picture of Alexander Skarsgard. I'm probably going to just give him a horrible looking mustache and make him all 'SHOOP DA WHOOP I'MMA FIRIN MA LAZOR.' This might become a feature: MS PAINT with ALEXANDER SKARSGARD. Maybe I'll do MS paint celebrity interviews. I dunno. I'll at least try that last one.

THE NORM:

PEDOSTACHE:

CHARGIN HIS LAZOR:

I'm going to admit I had a bit too much fun doing this.

LETS HAVE AN INTERVIEW!

Um . . . not with Alexander, though. Eric. (You guys remember Eric, right? He's a viking (NOT THAT KIND).

MAC: So, Eric, what do you think of my artistic portrayals of you?

ERIC: What did you do to my face?

M: I MS Painted it.

E: What's that?

M: Computer.

E: Go no further -- I hire people to do the computer stuff for me. I'm too old for things like that.

M: Great.

E: I think I'd look great with a mustache.

M: That's how I imagined you when you were disguising yourself as Leif from California. With a horrible fake mustache.

E: *Nods* I was thinking about it, but do you know how hard it is to find a place that sells fake mustaches after sundown? Pretty difficult.

M: You should have had Sookie pick one up for you.

E: Didn't think of that. She would have wondered what I needed it for.

M: CHANGE OF SUBJECT. So, for someone who's 1000 years old and swedish, you speak great english.

E: I took an 'English as a second language' night class a while back.

M: *Nods* nice, nice . . . wait . . . how far back? How long is 'a while' for vampires?

E: How long is 'a while' for you?

M: It can be anywhere between a few days and a few years.

E: For vampires -- well, for myself, it's anywhere between a few years and a few hundred years.

M: Wow.

E: *Shrugs*

M: So how's your business -- Fangtasia -- coming along?

E: Pretty good now that we got rid of that thief.

M: The one who was . . . well, what other definition of 'thief' is there . . . stealing from you?

E: Longshadow, yeah.

M: Yeah. Embezzlement.

E: Embezzler.

M: Yup.

E: Well, I have to be back in Shreveport in a while . . . I've tried leaving Pam to run the bar and it never goes too well.

M: Well, it's been nice talking to you.

E: Any time.

M: After sundown, that is.

E: Exactly.

[END INTERVIEW]

As you can tell, I'm extremely bored.